February 2012
i’m sitting here thinking about how the concept of virginity is honestly just so asinine
“you’re really doin it oh you’re shittin in the street”
"IT'S COMING OUT OF ME LIKE LAVA"
NO
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inamidnighttalk:
I cannot be held responsible...
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WHEN SHE TAKES A SHIT IN THE SINK
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i just thought about finchel having sex her face would be in his bellybutton
i am still so livid. i’m going back to watch bridesmaids before i get a hold of that prick’s askbox and tear him a set of new assholes.
wow. wow. wow.
i don’t even know what to say. you come into my submit box, and post HIGHLY personally triggering pictures of the morbid corpses of children just to make some sort of snide political point? i’m glad i’m well enough off to actually separate myself from the anxiety now rather than how i used to be where your pictures would have sent me into hours of elevated...
wow can someone please tell staff@tumblr to stop fucking submitting that suspicious apple contest to me
i mean this is the third time in a few days
DELETION MEANS SOMETHING, TUMBLR STAFF
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i didn’t think it was possible but bridesmaids is making me even gayer omfg
both rose/9 and rose/10 make me want to throw myself off a cliff because of feelings
“he kept like putting it right near my face” “yeah they do that don’t they” “you don’t want to look right at it you know it’s too aggressive”
HOW DO YOU HETERO
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i’m about to watch bridesmaids for the first time, and i feel like i should be drunk
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honestly, when i walk down the street, i make malicious and creepy eye contact with suspicious looking people that may suggest that i wouldn’t oppose of cannibalism
so i assume that most think i’m probably mentally unsafe and avoid me
“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via valjeans)
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Watchimmiqrant:
remember when
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Anonymous asked: i'm sorry if this is an annoying question but i was wondering if you could fully explain to me what muse means? i mean, i understand that it's inspiration and all, but you seem to refer to it as a person and i can't help but wonder how that all works out? :)
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remember when “keep holding on”
a week from today, i’ll be having my professional hour-long swedish massage courtesy of the best wife in the world.
Anonymous asked: I did this for you: 26(.)media(.)tumblr(.)com/tumblr_m027iyc8ho1qjci6vo1_250(.)gif
Anonymous asked: *Pumpernickel*
can i hire a good chunk of you to be my cheerleaders today? chapter 14 is going up by tonight with or against my will.
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haruka: it’s not fair… to indulge in your own world. don’t leave me alone.
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haruka: i am happy to see you.
michiru: what?
haruka: let’s keep driving! i’m not going to let you go tonight!
michiru: my…
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haruka: oh, where did you get those flowers?
michiru: are you curious?
haruka: a little.
haruka:...
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i had a dream explicitly about emma watson’s boobs
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