today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

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    I must teach one to yell “LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT I BET YOU DON’T OWN BIRDS. I OWN 7”
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    I need this. So badly. In any form possible.
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