nian in barcelona @sweetdelena14 yes she is! We saw them when they were shopping… They walked around hand in hand and he smacked her butt, haha!! 

• Stranger: Hey
• You: HELLO
• Stranger: you f/m and age?
• You: i'm powerlesbian and i'm immortal
• Stranger: your a freak thats what you are
•  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

usapotterfan:

BUT WHERE DOES THE LIGHT GO?!!

• Tracy: [as movie usher] If you ship Gale/Katniss, sit on this side of the theater. If you ship Peeta/Katniss, sit on the other side.
• Me: What about if you ship Johanna/Katniss?
• Tracy: You sit in the trash can.

youcantcancelquidditch:

froghat:

leathhedger:

This is me after my wisdom teeth surgery, I don’t know my brothers name, I think my dog is a unicorn, I cry over U.S. History, I don’t know what a TV is, and many more drugged up misadventures.

HE WAS SO HONEST

EITHER HIM OR POCAHONTAS

FACT: When lesbians are within a 10 foot radius of a cat, they produce a high pitched hum that only other lesbians can hear.  

factsaboutqueers:

Bisexual women can’t produce this sound, but they can hear it as well. They just can’t hear it as clearly as a lesbian can.